I am BACK bitches! Been having writer's block for almost a month now. Somehow, I got the idea of writing this post while watching a straight porn... not that I watch gay porn anyway. Okay... cut the crap before I say anything misleading.. so, I am going to tell you about the top 10 reason why you should break with your girlfriend.
10. When your mom insisted you to bring your girlfriend home. Well, it's time to reconsider your relationship with her. If you think that she is the right one for you, well, go ahead then. If not... you know what to do. Besides, it's not good to keep people waiting.
9. When you decided that DoTA is more important than your girlfriend. :) Computer games.. yikes! It happened to my housemates. I have seen them neglected their girlfriends and study because of this.
8. When she spends most of your money than the amount you spend on your car. Uhh.. that Prada bag costs the same with that nice sports rim that you've been wanted to buy since last year.
7. When she started to spend more time with her phone texting than the time that she spends with you. Yeah, we know... she fall in love with her phone.
6. When she decided that study is her main priority. Well, breaking up with her is the best solution. You see, you don't want to be the reason why she failed her study.. alright. If you really want her, give her a break. If it's true love, she is sure to come back to you after she graduated.
5. When she thinks that you are not 'big' enough for her. This one... I totally have no comment. Just suggest to her to get a Caucasian boyfriend or Africans.
4. When she treats you like a dumpster. This is actually not a bad thing... couples usually share foods together. But, don't let her ask you to finish her food in the public or family dinner. That's not cool.
3. When your girlfriend had sex with your housemate in YOUR room on your bed while you are watching the whole action from your window on the roof. Been there done that! What more I can say...
2. When she says that she had allergic reaction towards your sperm. LOL! Use condoms. No more excuses.
1. When you realized that you are actually gay and confuse for all this time being. Get a boyfriend instead and wish good luck to your ex-girlfriend.
I am not being sarcastic or having bad intention towards girls. But, this is the truth alright. If I did offended some of you reading this, deep in my heart, I apologize for that. But, do some self-reflection on why you are offended. That's all folks. Have a nice day!
