First of all, I still can't believe myself typing the word "KPOP" and "Boy band". These two words don't exist in my vocabulary. Not that I keep on spelling them wrongly... it's just that, I almost forgotten the existence of KPop and boy band until a childhood friend of mine, Zizi told me about them a few years back of her obsession when DBSK was still an item and Mark Feehily came out of the closet. Anyway, on this post, I am going to share a bit on how to become a Kpop Boy band!
1. You must have a super fancy band name... Go for group name which you fans can easily remember. Such as 1:59PM, SUPER SENIOR or even J&J! (J&J is a restaurant in my local area).
2. Grow you hair as in the picture. Please be reminded, to have those hair like Korean Boy band, you must use those shampoos imported from Korea only.. or Japan (if you want to be more like Jpop). Emo hair cut is soooo IN for those Kpop bands!
3. Since Adam Lambert won appear on American Idol, eyeliner is not a stranger anymore in the men's entertainment world nowadays - and which they call it 'manliner' (to make it sounds macho?!) The longer you draw, the better it looks okkay! Unleash your inner side of Amy Winehouse.
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| Dude.. you're too hot you melted my ice cream. Dammit |
4. Umm... then you must go to the gym to get your body ripped! The buffer the better. But for Kpop, you wouldn't want to be Zac Efron ripped... that would be Kpop Disaster 101 because you will look like those High School Musical kids! Noooo...
5. Then you must have fancy clothes!!! Skinny jeans, body hugging shirts and low cut pants are soooo IT! Even the JUMPSUITS are sooo IN now! How good is that?! But beware though, don't be one of those fashion victims! Fashion Police are always on the look and who knows, you might get yourself in a FASHION DISASTER!
6. Then finally, you must have 101 Male Bonding activities. This will get your girl fans go wild and want you more and more. Drooling now? Della James calls it skinship - where in Kpop dictionary, it means more male-to-male body contact, hugging and caressing, and in the USA they call it Bromance.
*This post is for entertainment purposes only. Any injuries occurred during the attempt of becoming Kpop boy band are strictly the reader's own responsibility. Besides from that, ENJOY this post peeps!
