Jokes : Sarawak State General Election 2011

Honestly... I am not into politic that much, because I am a neutral. I probably bring a dice during the voting day anyway. Well, this time we've heard so many nice words from those leaders and candidates... I even heard one of them say they want to make Sarawak the richest state in Malaysia. Hmm.. Sarawak is already rich, but the people are poor. No thanks... Roll the dice please. Let's see what happen in town this few weeks before election.

The Great Kuching Blackout

So, as usual, we will have constant black out around town. HAHA. So ngam-ngam during the vote counting, the whole Sarawak will be pitch black... so that the results will go Gaga. Oh.. you know what I mean bahhhh!!!

Satok suddenly become lovable? So, I max my zoom on my phone just to capture this shot... on my way to work, yeah... this leader sure loves Satok as we can see here.

Yeah... the flags are all up! This is Libra Party. 

So, as a neutral, I also need to vote as well. But, after a long and winding decision making, a few discussion with other Bieber fans and Kpop haters, I finally get to make my decision... that is to vote for;

Yay!!!! Meat burger! Yummeh!

Uh Na Na What's My Kpop Name?

Whaddup y'all! What's bitchin?! <--- this is how I rape my English... no, I don't rape words. Anyways, you guys must've come here to know what's poppin up in the club right? It's time to cover up some Kpop topic again! Now, I've found an amazing app like a G6, which can actually rape generate your name into some random hot Korean name! Here is the Kpop Name For Dummies Lesson are the screenshots;

 

So, basically this is the interface. Nothing fashionable...

So, put your last name bla bla bla (you can see the pic right?). Just make sure that you've got the right gender and don't get confused whether you are a male of a female. And don't laugh at my real name.. it's not funny!

Taa daaa!!! Park Hyuk Hyuk is my name, it sounds like a pokemon name.... So, y'all can change y'all Facebook name to Korean without any worry of your name may be sounded like a fast food chain or a tampon brand. Now I can go and tell everyone to call me Park... yeah Park you. LOL

I purposely didn't put the link to this apps above but at the last page because I want y'all to read every words i typed... literally (should I say sorry for that?)... Anyway, enjoy your Korean name and now you are one step closer to become the ultimate Kpop fan! (since when I even started to use the word /y'all'/)

Please visit Korean Name Generator <---click there not here. Either would do.

ROFLMFAOOL : What's the Different Between A Vampire, The Cullens and Dracula?!

In case you guys don't get what ROFLMFAOOL is, it's an abbreviation for "rolling on the floor laughing my fuckin ass off out loud like a G6". So, my friend asked on Facebook, what's the different between vampire and Dracula. Let's see the "difference"

This is a vampire. There was nothing wrong with the picture. At first it was a bit scary to look at, so I draw a bit so it look not so scary anymore.

This is Dracula, an 1897 novel by Irish author Bram Stoker, featuring as its primary antagonist the vampire Count Dracula - ripped off from tikiwiki. So, he's not that scary.

Then comes the digital era, where Facebook is accessible through your mobile phone, and so are vampires - they gets younger!

So, these are the Cullens.. from left, Cullen No 1, the girlfriend-slash-sister-Cullen, super momma Cullen, Mr. I-fall-in-love-with-a-muggle-Cullen, HOT daddy Cullen, Miss I-can-predict-the-future-Cullen, and Mr. Bella-taste-like-chicken-Cullen. 

And of course... those bad vampires from Twilight! From left; James, Victoria and Laurent. Very very cool people!

And yeah.. those from Vampire Diaries! 

Vampires do have enemies in the outside world nowadays. Most of them are experts in killing the fastest way like you update your Facebook status. Let's see the most famous vampire slayer...

Yeah... Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But she quit already since the business is not good and vampire are more famous and loved than the slayer herself. If she decided to kill those Cullens, she will be more hated than Rebecca Black. 

So guys, now you know that Dracula, the Cullens and in the picture above are the same species - VAMPIRE.  Alright... I hope this will clear some confusion outside there. Have a nice day!

Comment if you don't get this... XD