MV Logos Hope - The World's Largest Book Fair is in Kuching

Slamat barupagi ndug bala kaban dingan... anih kabar kinde? paguh2 ce yeh. <--- that's how Bidayuh say "Hello good morning beautiful people. Justin Bieber sucks". :) Out of topic... anyway, have you've ever heard about the world's largest floating book fair? Of course you have.

Now may be some of you here might be confused.. no it's not MV Doulos Phos - that is the world's largest library. The weird thing is, it's the only library where you can purchase books. Out of topic once again..

Back to my point, the world's largest book fair ship MV Logos Hope is here in Kuching from 28th Oct till 13th Nov 2011. (next port would be Kota Kinabalu, Sabah). Admission is RM 1.00 per head hunted and the opening hour is from 10 am till 10 pm. After party event on the deck is 10 pm till 2 am, Kim K is celebrating her single life again.

The fun things :

• You will get the experience of getting onboard of a ship - it smells like AirAsia flight cabin.
• Meeting with Caucasian, South Korean, French and etc etc on one ship.
• They accept debit cards too!
• Cafeteria is at the end of the fair.
• Super friendly crew.

The not so fun things :

• You will get seasick for being inside the ship after 10 minutes.
• Super crowded (peak hours), no toilets, nada, nicht, nil!
• Yes there are books, until you get one row section where there are only Bibles there (but you have to understand that this is a missionary ship - so, they sell Christian 'stuff') - take note Muslim friends :)
• When checking out books, they will ask whether you want give donations on your purchases or not - c'mon... sik kan la mok berkira pok? donate je la.. bapak hang tak rugi pown!
• Super not fun, one whole shelve dedicated for NARNIA and another one is guess what? - HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL, it was like Zac Effon just attacked the shelve.
• Oh ya.. be prepared, the crew might act like you don't know English, just chill - Sarawakian english is much more better than theirs'.
• Admission is RM 1.00 - it's cool, they need to refuel too right?
• No network receptions <------ your RM 2000.00 phone doesn't work inside, so no Foursquare check ins, Facebook, Twitter and etc. If you want to check in via Foursquare, do it at the parking lot or before you enter the ship.
• NO HARRY POTTER BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!
• What else to trash.. I need to pee.. gonna finish this post a.s.a.p. shit.

So, there you go! Don't be fool with what I write - I just want you guys to be more mentally prepared before going there. :) It's a missionary book fair.. so don't expect too much. :) Few pics I attached here for your viewing pleasure.

Rose DeWitt Bukater in shorts... "Jack... Jack... where are you son of a b*tch?"

Boarding ... the staircase is quite steep, but all of my friends survived in their wedges.

Safety briefing from the French cabin crew. "The emergency exit is located no where... exit is located at the entry"

#Damnitstrue

My b*tches.. no really, those are the Christian cd albums. You can find plenty of Hillsongs here.

Oh look.. she is seasick.

This are the crowds who never boarded a ship before.

Some lesson at the end of the fair, "No sex until you get married boys..."

Schaza Zedane - Attention Whore or Just An Emo B*tch?

She turned famous in a night, she is the new raising celebrity blogger, she is the new PEREZ HILTON! No one could ever dare to trash anyone in other state other than Schaza Zedane in her latest blog post. Even I don't even dare to trash other Sarawakian even though I'm a Sarawakian. Trash other stuff like Justin Bieber fathering someone's child and it's not Selena Gomez's, or @FillWerrell #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage Justin Biebers chest hair - but yeah... never touch about races or states - we all learned this is Moral Value.

 

 I am not condemning her or what so ever, I am just pitiful of her for being so hard on Sarawakian, Kelantanese and other races-in-Malaysia she has issues with. My brother is also from UNIMAS, he has a lot of "people from you know where" friends. We are cool people right? No harms - the headhunter times are already gone. Just chill Schaza... yes there are no KLCC here but we have the Spring~ it has a pool that you can swim there.. but ask for permission first. (no kidding, you can't swim there, nanti you kena kurap). 

Just relax, I've been schooling at Labuan before and the people there rocks. Stay at KL, no friends but still rocks. Only left you to adapt to it a.s.a.p. Change your attitude. Masuk kandang kambing mengembek, masuk kandang harimau - ko tak keluar2 langsung sbb ko mengiau. (did I just made a joke?). Whatever it is, you nailed it Jah! ko nang kelasssss khek! pemes ko kinek. aww! xoxo