How To Become a KPOP Boy Band!

First of all, I still can't believe myself typing the word "KPOP" and "Boy band". These two words don't exist in my vocabulary. Not that I keep on spelling them wrongly... it's just that, I almost forgotten the existence of KPop and boy band until a childhood friend of mine, Zizi told me about them a few years back of her obsession when DBSK was still an item and Mark Feehily came out of the closet. Anyway, on this post, I am going to share a bit   on how to become a Kpop Boy band!

1. You must have a super fancy band name... Go for group name which you fans can easily remember. Such as 1:59PM, SUPER SENIOR or even J&J! (J&J is a restaurant in my local area).

2. Grow you hair as in the picture. Please be reminded, to have those hair like Korean Boy band, you must use those shampoos imported from Korea only.. or Japan (if you want to be more like Jpop). Emo hair cut is soooo IN for those Kpop bands!

3. Since Adam Lambert won appear on American Idol, eyeliner is not a stranger anymore in the men's entertainment world nowadays - and which they call it 'manliner' (to make it sounds macho?!) The longer you draw, the better it looks okkay! Unleash your inner side of Amy Winehouse.

Dude.. you're too hot you melted my ice cream. Dammit

4. Umm... then you must go to the gym to get your body ripped! The buffer the better. But for Kpop, you wouldn't want to be Zac Efron ripped... that would be Kpop Disaster 101 because you will look like those High School Musical kids! Noooo...

5. Then you must have fancy clothes!!! Skinny jeans, body hugging shirts and low cut pants are soooo IT! Even the JUMPSUITS are sooo IN now! How good is that?! But beware though, don't be one of those fashion victims! Fashion Police are always on the look and who knows, you might get yourself in a FASHION DISASTER!

6. Then finally, you must have 101 Male Bonding activities. This will get your girl fans go wild and want you more and more. Drooling now? Della James calls it skinship - where in Kpop dictionary, it means more male-to-male body contact, hugging and caressing, and in the USA they call it Bromance.

*This post is for entertainment purposes only. Any injuries occurred during the attempt of becoming Kpop boy band are strictly the reader's own responsibility. Besides from that, ENJOY this post peeps!

Charity : Spread The Smile Movement by ING Malaysia

Spread the Smile Movement began in 2009 as one of ING Insurance Berhad corporate responsibility campaign which aimed at raising knowledge and acceptance of the cleft lip and palate condition. RM 100,000 are pledged to Cleft Lip and Palate Association of Malaysia (CLAPAM) and they are inviting us to help more cleft lip/palate children and young adults to find their smiles again through colours! 

So, you guys must be wondering who you are helping right... well, I'll explain in a picture

So, as a responsible citizen, what can we do to help? Well, you can visit their Facebook page Spread the Smile Movement Malaysia click on LIKE then share with you friends! Dont Forget to Share your colour pixels too!!! I've shared my colour pixel... :)

It doesn't harm a bit if you give back to the community. Besides, we can give those children a second chance for them to have their smile back. Alright, this is not rocket science yeah!

To support please visit:

Facebook : http://www.facebook.com/spreadthesmile?sk=wall

Twitter : http://twitter.com/spreadsmiles

For more info, please visit : http://sites.google.com/site/clapam/

Jokes : What Happen During Earth Hour? Cullens Drive Prius & Gaga Goes Galactic

Earth Hour is a global event organized by World Wrestling Federation World Wildlife Fund which is annually done in last Saturday of March asking households and businesses to turn off their non-essential lights and other electrical appliances for one hour to raise awareness towards the need to take action on climate change (okay, I ripped it off from Wikipedia because I am too lazy to type one by one).

During Earth Hour, Google will change the setting of their page to High Contrast so that it would be easier for the user to use it in the dark. (No, I am joking)

The Cullens will use the moon light to hunt for animals instead of using torch light. The will also drive an environmental friendly Toyota Prius during that time. Awwww......

Lady Gaga will represent planet Earth in her galactic suit to promote Earth Hour to Mars, Venus and Jupiter. She will be using her environmental friendly egg shell space ship to travel to these planet. All the best Gaga!

Gaga's spaceship

Practising Earth Hour is not a gay thing to do. We all know that we are facing global warming nowadays.. for all this time, we have been getting it all from the Earth herself. Why not, for this short hour, we give back to her and the nature... so guys Earth Hour this Saturday, 8:30pm local time!

To support Earth Hour, please visit http://www.earthhour.org 

Follow on twitter http://twitter.com/earthhour

Or Like on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/earthhour

Ask Me Stupid Question on Facebook 1

 So, I went GaGa in my office today... bored and suffering from diarrhea and mental illness as well since I had an assistant assigned to me. The only thing that can ease me at this time of the day is Facebook. I asked my friend to ask me stupid question and I'll try to answer it. Here they are!

Q. Why does a gay guy had a sex tape with a girl?

A. Dude... that sounds SOOOO lesbian!

Q. Do you think boobs will turn on a gay guy?

A. No, boobs are their best friends

Q. Why do I like Daphne Iking?

A. She is from Sabah bah!  Suka la ba...

Q. Why is your Facebook name Hum Taro?

A. If I put my full name, but that would take up 2/3 of my comment box. After serious discussion with my dad over a Skype video conference, I decided to put Hum Taro, because my dad couldn't agree with me putting my name as Justin-Bieber-Die-Hard-Fan.

Q. Do you think you are cute?

A. Well, do you think I'm cute?

Q. Why a packet of sausage comes in 10's while a packet of bun only comes with 8 buns?

A. This is the bun seller's marketing strategy. They know that sausage is sold in 10's, by selling 8 buns/pack, buyer needs to buy another pack of bun to put in the other two sausage to make hot dogs. 

Top 10 Reason Why You Should Break With Your Girlfriend

I am BACK bitches! Been having writer's block for almost a month now. Somehow, I got the idea of writing this post while watching a straight porn... not that I watch gay porn anyway. Okay... cut the crap before I say anything misleading.. so, I am going to tell you about the top 10 reason why you should break with your girlfriend.

10. When your mom insisted you to bring your girlfriend home. Well, it's time to reconsider your relationship with her. If you think that she is the right one for you, well, go ahead then. If not... you know what to do. Besides, it's not good to keep people waiting.

9. When you decided that DoTA is more important than your girlfriend. :) Computer games.. yikes! It happened to my housemates. I have seen them neglected their girlfriends and study because of this.

8. When she spends most of your money than the amount you spend on your car. Uhh.. that Prada bag costs the same with that nice sports rim that you've been wanted to buy since last year.

7. When she started to spend more time with her phone texting than the time that she spends with you. Yeah, we know... she fall in love with her phone.

6. When she decided that study is her main priority. Well, breaking up with her is the best solution. You see, you don't want to be the reason why she failed her study.. alright. If you really want her, give her a break. If it's true love, she is sure to come back to you after she graduated.

5. When she thinks that you are not 'big' enough for her. This one... I totally have no comment. Just suggest to her to get a Caucasian boyfriend or Africans.

4. When she treats you like a dumpster. This is actually not a bad thing... couples usually share foods together. But, don't let her ask you to finish her food in the public or family dinner. That's not cool.

3. When your girlfriend had sex with your housemate in YOUR room on your bed while you are watching the whole action  from your window on the roof. Been there done that! What more I can say...

2. When she says that she had allergic reaction towards your sperm. LOL! Use condoms. No more excuses.

1. When you realized that you are actually gay and confuse for all this time being. Get a boyfriend instead and wish good luck to your ex-girlfriend.  

I am not being sarcastic or having bad intention towards girls. But, this is the truth alright. If I did offended some of you reading this, deep in my heart, I apologize for that. But, do some self-reflection on why you are offended. That's all folks. Have a nice day!

FAIL : JUSTIN BIEBER - BABY (MALAY DIRECT TRANSLATION VERSION)

It's Bieber Fever! And now I am presenting you.. Justin Bieber - Baby in Malay language. (clap clap clap)

Ohh wooaah (3x)
Kau tahu kau mencintaiku, aku tahu anda peduli
Hanya berteriak bila-bila masa, Dan aku akan ada di sana
Anda ingin cintaku, anda ingin hatiku
Dan kita tidak akan pernah pernah pernah bisa terpisah

Apakah kita item? gadis berhenti bermain
Apakah hanya teman, Apa yang kau katakan
mengatakan ada yang lain, Lihatlah tepat di mata saya

cinta pertama saya patah hati saya untuk pertama kalinya,
Dan aku suka
bayi, bayi, ohhh bayi
Seperti bayi, bayi, bayi noo
Seperti bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Saya pikir anda akan selalu menjadi milikku milikku

bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Seperti bayi, bayi, bayi noo
Seperti bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Saya pikir anda akan selalu menjadi milikku, tambang (oh oh)

Untuk anda, aku akan melakukan apa pun
Dan aku hanya tidak bisa percaya, kita tidak bersama
Dan aku ingin bermain tenang, Tapi aku kehilangan dirimu
Saya akan membeli apa pun, aku akan membelikan cincin apapun
Dan aku dalam potongan, bayi saya memperbaiki
Dan goyangkan saja saya sampai kau membangunkan aku dari mimpi buruk

Aku akan turun, turun, turun, turun
Dan aku tidak boleh percaya cinta pertama saya akan sekitar.

Dan aku suka
bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Seperti bayi, bayi, bayi noo
Seperti bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Saya pikir anda akan selalu menjadi milikku, milikku

bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Seperti bayi, bayi, bayi noo
Seperti bayi, bayi, ohhh bayi
Saya pikir anda akan selalu menjadi milikku, milikku

Luda
Ketika saya berusia 13, aku cinta pertama saya,
Tidak ada orang yang dibandingkan dengan bayi saya,
Dan tidak ada yang datang di antara kita atau yang boleh datang di atas
Dia menyuruh saya pergi 'gila,
Oh, aku menjadi bintang melanda,
Dia membuat saya terbangun setiap hari,
Tidak perlu ada Starbucks.
Dia membuat pon hatiku,
Dan berdetak ketika aku melihatnya di jalan dan,
Di sekolah di tempat bermain,
Tapi aku benar-benar ingin melihatnya pada akhir pekan,
Dia tahu dia punya aku menatap,
Cuz dia sangat menakjubkan,
Dan sekarang hati saya melanggar,
Tapi aku hanya terus mengatakan ...

Baby, bayi, ohh bayi
Seperti bayi, bayi, bayi noo
Seperti bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Saya fikir youd selalu menjadi milikku, milikku

bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Seperti bayi, bayi, bayi noo
Seperti bayi, bayi, ohh bayi
Saya pikir anda akan selalu menjadi milikku, milikku

(Aku pergi)
Yeah, yeah, yeah (6x)
(Sekarang aku semua pergi, sekarang aku semua pergi, sekarang aku semua pergi)
Pergi, pergi, pergi, (pergi)
Aku pergi.

WHOAAAAA!!!! I NEVER KNEW THAT THIS SONG WAS THAT FREAKY! DUHH 

Revealed : Google Chrome Translation on Facebook FAIL!!!

I installed Google Chrome in my laptop yesterday and I think it was so-so lah. The thing that I impressed with is the Google Translate tool which detects the page language that you are currently browsing and offer the translation into other languages. Very, very useful when you are browsing some Germany web page or even alienated characterized web pages. But, high tech tools don't really function 100% all the time... and when it comes to me-they always FAIL! hahaha (click image to enlarge)

the original conversation

 alright, let's see the translation...

paling ku tetak nangga ialah pauline madah "yes, venomous ugutan" LOMMMM

Short Movie FAIL : Wrong Turn - East Valley Camp

Have you guys every watched the famous Wrong Turn movies? Where strangers who got lost being brutally murdered and eaten up by cannibal being? I had directed this short movie last year with a bunch of lovely friends which we shot in the jungle... and it didn't turn out as expected.

I STILL LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! HAHAHA.

Jokes : Malay - English Direct Translation FAIL!

So, a girl wrote a break-up letter to her Caucasian boyfriend. Here how it goes;

Hi,

My motive write dis letter to giv know u something. I want to CUT CONNECTION us. I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes. So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK. I know I CLAP 1 HAND only. I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND! I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER. I hav been crying until no more eye water. I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES. SAFE WALK!

The true,

Timah
(your girlfren container)