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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Nur Juhaliza Rosli - Frog Under the Coconut Shell or Just Simply Ignorant?


Bitch please~! ROFL
Okay, good day girls and gays and few boys! (boys don't really read my blog) uh well not trying to increase my traffic and hit new record of making-money-through-blogging, but this Nur Juhaliza offended me. Bitch please~! huaaa. As a Malaysian, your closed minded statement really portrays racism and uh well.... just simply showing that you are 'dumberer' than most of the dumb people outside there including Schaza Zedane <-- yes click click. I mean.. bitch please... I CANNOT TOLERATE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU! #walaoehmofobenamiaktokbagustikamrahlautcinaselatansiasakdimakanjerungmunsikpunjadijerukkasam



Dear Nur Juhalisa Rosli, there is no point of having beautiful face if you heart is ugly. PERIOD. BTW, you spell like a kindergarten kid. Activate on your auto-correct, please~!
From my personal scientific wikigoogle opinion, I think this is just your so called "defence-mechanism". I bet you existence is threatened by a Sabah/Sarawak girl over there right? Or... your boyfriend run off with a Sabah/Sarawak girl because she is prettier than you. WOW... Pity you.

1. Yes, Sabah & Sarawak girls are UGLY. Your definition of ugly?
So, Amber Chia, Daphne Iking & Hannah Tan is considered ugly? I'm so confuse... or you just confuse.
2. Yes, we live in the cave... like 1000 years ago together with your biological super duper greatest grandfather long before you were conceived. Your definition of CAVE?
Those caves are upgraded into air conditioned-windowed buildings. This is Miri,. i <3 Miri

i <3 Kota Kinabalu
3. Yes, we sit on the tree... play laptop..  ha ha ha
she says "Bitch please... i am waiting for lightning to struck me"
I am representing my friends and family, against Nur Juhaliza Rosli, would like to defend that Sabah and Sarawak people are not as ugly as what she thinks. May Jesus bless her and don't put her in hell for her ignorance. AMEN.


Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Siri Nurhaliza

i am just bored!

Guess this celeb!

ok.. this is definitely not Jack Sparrow

































it's a Pikachu!

Guess Who's This Celeb!


ok, you need to guess it properly before scrolling down below.. hahaha

























































































~~~it's Justin Bieber~~~






my God this blog is gay

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Justin Bieber in Pink

No i am not anti-JB, but this picture is so fucked up. hahaha. wtf wtf wtf


cheers you guys! have fun

Thursday, December 22, 2011

DiGi iPhone 4SURE SIRI ANSWERS

okay, newsflash... SIRI CAN SING! no, I am just kidding. But I wish she can sing like we do. That would be great... I mean, I don't have to go around ask my friends to join me to karaoke anymore. heheh... new karaoke buddy ah? so cool. If I have an iPhone 4S, I am very sure me and Siri can be a good friend... of course DiGi too, Siri is my life and DiGi is my heartbeat. Correct?! Just imagine if Siri can actually sings... I bet everyone will be stunned. (Warning : Picture shown is not suitable for people with heart problem, please standby a doctor if you decide to go on)

follow me wherever I go like the Yellow Man.. hehe
BAHAHA... cool eh if she can sing like this? the Yellow Man song! :) I will follow you ~~~ of course not to the washroom, or you'll get your iPhone wet. Anyway, I am too poor to afford one right now. Wish DiGi give one to me soon... Gimme a DiGi iPhone 4S !!! hehehe

DiGi iPhone 4SURE MOST AFFORDABLE

I have been using my iPhone 3GS for seventeen months already under iDiGi plan, never disappoint me. Recently, I am eying on the new iPhone 4S, but Malaysian telcos are selling iPhone 4S at different packages and I just simply don't know which to choose! So, I borrowed my friend's iPhone 4S and asked Siri;

no i don't do photoshop...

Obviously, DiGi is offering the most affordable iPhone 4S plan in town. Even Siri doesn't know whether there are any existence of other iPhone 4S plan. So I decide to stick with DiGi haha. How I wish Santa give me one of these for Christmas :) If Santa can't give one to me, I hope DiGi can give me one! PLEASEEEEEEEE



Wednesday, December 14, 2011

What is LOVE

LOVE <--- FOUR LETTER WORDS

It's about pain, trust, broken heart, depression, one night stand with random strangers, and eventually, you end up with the same person again.

If you're afraid of pain, don't fall in love...
And if you're gay, and afraid of pain, don't be a bottom (thumbs up)

Love is all about being cheated and cheating all the time. No love that comes clean... I bet even Romeo at least once jack off because he wasn't able to meet Juliet. duh... fairytales

Listen y'all, love will comes when you least expect it... once you fall, you will fall hard. trust me, been there done that... i mean i am fucking kidding you with this post. anyway, cheers
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