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Friday, April 1, 2011

ROFLMFAOOL : What's the Different Between A Vampire, The Cullens and Dracula?!

In case you guys don't get what ROFLMFAOOL is, it's an abbreviation for "rolling on the floor laughing my fuckin ass off out loud like a G6". So, my friend asked on Facebook, what's the different between vampire and Dracula. Let's see the "difference"
This is a vampire. There was nothing wrong with the picture. At first it was a bit scary to look at, so I draw a bit so it look not so scary anymore.
This is Dracula, an 1897 novel by Irish author Bram Stoker, featuring as its primary antagonist the vampire Count Dracula - ripped off from tikiwiki. So, he's not that scary.

Then comes the digital era, where Facebook is accessible through your mobile phone, and so are vampires - they gets younger!
So, these are the Cullens.. from left, Cullen No 1, the girlfriend-slash-sister-Cullen, super momma Cullen, Mr. I-fall-in-love-with-a-muggle-Cullen, HOT daddy Cullen, Miss I-can-predict-the-future-Cullen, and Mr. Bella-taste-like-chicken-Cullen. 
And of course... those bad vampires from Twilight! From left; James, Victoria and Laurent. Very very cool people!
And yeah.. those from Vampire Diaries! 

Vampires do have enemies in the outside world nowadays. Most of them are experts in killing the fastest way like you update your Facebook status. Let's see the most famous vampire slayer...
Yeah... Buffy the Vampire Slayer. But she quit already since the business is not good and vampire are more famous and loved than the slayer herself. If she decided to kill those Cullens, she will be more hated than Rebecca Black. 

So guys, now you know that Dracula, the Cullens and in the picture above are the same species - VAMPIRE.  Alright... I hope this will clear some confusion outside there. Have a nice day!

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